Bryan: And four nights a week, I run a show choir conversion group.
Brenda: Hi, I’m Brenda and it’s been 42 days since I sang a show tune. Group: Hi, Brenda. Brenda: Years ago when I auditioned to play miss Adelaide in Guys and Dolls, I was asked to take my top off. Evidently, that is not… customary. Aaaaaaand that’s when I started huffing glue. Russel: My name is Russell, I’m a glee club survivor. Whenever anything bad would happen I would just say, “Let’s put on a show.” Well, guess what? “Puttin’ on a show!” about your father’s prostate cancer will actually just make him more depressed about the situation. Bryan: Show choir kills.